hummelberry: i hate how lazy i am, but im too lazy to do anything about it
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
caseylee: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
evanesco-whispers: My talents include quoting all 20 hours of the Harry Potter movies.
[[MORE]] I have never felt self concious about my body in my life until now. I’m revising so im just eating to get through the boredom and i go to sainsburys all the time at school and buy so much chocolate and sweets. I actually hate it that most of my clothes dont fit and although i know for most people I’m an average size and everyone would say how much i dont need to lose weight,...
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.